What’s that Ability?

Wilhelm’s post today about Everquest 2 included a shot of his hotbars on the character he has been leveling recently. I know I was curious and confused by many of the icons, so as a public service I will interpret the many skills here shown.

1) Throw Paper Airplane

2) Duel

3) Moonwalk

4) Deep Hurting

5) One Sword

6) Two Sword

7) Red Sword

8) Discuss Punching

9) Deeper Hurting

0) Punish Villager

-) Replace Cart Wheel

=) J’accuse!

Alt 1) Start Horse

Alt 2) Defrost Windshield

Alt 3) Visine

Alt 4) Display Pecs

Alt 5) Super Saiyan

Alt 6) Boot to Head

Alt 7) Bitch Slap

Alt 8) Pimp Slap

Alt 9) Palmolive

Alt 0) Apply Makeup

Alt -) Dance Around Maypole

Alt =) Blue Sword

Ctrl 1) Contemplate Hand

Ctrl 2) Alien Abduction

Ctrl 3) Beam Me Up!

Ctrl 4) Buckle Belt

Ctrl 5) Remove Staple

Ctrl 6) Replace Pad

Ctrl 7) Flashdance

Ctrl 8) Drink Heavily

Ctrl 9) Rail Against Heavens

Ctrl 0) Become Pope

Ctrl -) Add Ice Cube

Ctrl =) I Don’t Know

There, isn’t that better?