Rethinking DIablo Immortal

Okay friends I am going to do a bit of a thought experiment. I have spent so much time focused on the awful monetization systems, that I am going to take a step back and evaluate the game based on all of the systems that do not involve spending money. This is a huge fucking ask mind you because especially considering that the game reminds you that you can spend money an awful lot. However this morning I am going to make a case for Diablo Immortal the game, not the scheme to separate you from your hard-earned money. Ultimately I am looking at how good of a job this game does of being a Diablo title that is designed to be played in bite-sized segments on your phone.

The Case For Immortal

Bite Sized Interactions

The game has an almost overwhelming amount of boxes to tick, and the deeper you go into the game it seems like more of these systems open up. I now have way more daily systems than I can realistically interact with at least on the level that I am playing this game. Each of these systems only takes a few minutes to play through, which makes them generally ideal for mobile interaction. Collectively they add up to a lot and in theory every single day I should be doing:
  • 1 or more Elder Rifts
  • 1 or more Challenge Rifts
  • 8 Bounties (or more if you missed days)
  • Legacy of the Horadrim
  • Helliquary
  • 5 Shadow Bounties
  • Path of Blood
  • 3 Bestiary Pages
  • Any Daily Quests
  • Any Bonus Dungeons
While Elder Rifts are deeply fraught, they can be run for free without the use of any crests and I have managed to get a full set of “pity” Legendary Gems while running basic crests without spending a time. Sure my resonance is crap as compared to the whales but the game seems completely playable regardless. The rest of the systems are open to players without needing to spend any money and offer several hours’ worth of playtime. As to whether or not you can actually make “progress” in these systems that is another question entirely. I however have found a large number of Legendary armor items out in the open world and from the rewards, I have gotten from both bounty caches and turning in bestiary pages.

Interesting Social Systems

Another thing that Diablo Immortal has gone for is that there are multiple layers of social interactions, that end up adding up to their own systems of interaction. First, you have an 8-player Warband which is its own close-knit group with a reward structure depending on playing together regularly. There is gear that the entire team gains access to, and from what I am hearing it is often a world tier higher than what you can equip through other means. I have largely been playing solo and as such have not interacted with this system in a significant way. I however have seen folks talking about it and it looks cool.
Then you have clans that serve the purpose of a guild, and over time you gain perks as a result of being in a clan. Wythfern is lead by my friend Namaslays and we recently had to kick out anyone that was not high enough level to be a “shadow” in order to make the clan a Dark Clan. That mechanic needs some work to be honest because I do not love that in order to align your clan and gain the benefits of that… EVERYONE has to be a Shadow. Essentially there is Adventurer, Shadow, and Immortal and they are all essentially mutually exclusive alignments.
These factions all have their own perks, but I think the sweet spot is probably being a shadow. There is this whole guild conflict system that we will probably never be big enough to actually interact with, but essentially there is one single clan that are the Immortals of the server, and then any number of Shadow Clans that keep them in check. The ten strongest shadow clans can challenge the immortals once per week, and if the Immortal is defeated… then there is a free for all among the top shadow clans to determine who the next immortal is. Again it is highly unlikely Wytchfern will ever be one of the top 10 shadow clans on the server, but what this faction alignment does give us is a bunch of new daily levers to pull in order to get loot and gameplay opportunities.

Nuanced Build Options

I have yet to cap out my character and start working on the paragon system. However, I have seen enough of the game through the eyes of others in order to understand the path forward. There are a number of systems that interact with each other that allow you to create a fairly interesting character build. I am going to spend a little bit of time talking about each of these systems, and how they effectively add up to a character build.
The first component of a character build is the abilities that you are using. These unlock as you play through the game and level up and pretty much represent all of the abilities that you are familiar with from other Diablo games. Essentially you have one of two primary attacks, and then four skills that you can have equipped at a time. There is not a ton of synergy between the skills themselves, which is I think in part why the game felt a little shallow until I started opening up the next system.
The next component of your build is the six pieces of legendary gear that you have equipped on the right side of your character portrait. Each piece has some sort of a trait on it, which are effectively the equivalent of the combination of runes that you choose in Diablo 3 and the legendary/set gear that you equip. Each one mutates the base skills you have equipped in specific ways and grants you access to that inter-ability synergy that was missing.
At first, I thought this system was sort of crap, in that it seemed you just needed to be lucky to get the right items at the right level in order to have the build that you actually wanted at any given time. Then I stumbled onto the essence transfer system which is this game’s equivalent of Kunai’s Cube. Essentially you can consume an item, spend a bit of gold, and then collect the special effect of any piece of legendary gear. Then at will, you can go to the Essence Transfer merchant and effectively give any new piece of gear the effect of any item you have consumed. This allows you to take those items that are a significant upgrade, but make them function like the items you need for a given build.
The next piece is something that I have yet to experience in the game because it is not a system that you can interact with prior to the maximum level. The six items that appear on the left-hand side of your character portrait make up this game’s version of the “Set Items”. Instead of needing to choose between wearing a set item or a legendary item in a given slot, they have effectively separated all of your gear so that you will always be utilizing both. Every piece of gear has a specific place where it drops, so it is just a matter of grinding out until you get it.
Another system that I have yet to be able to interact with is the Paragon system. Much like Diablo 3, after you hit the maximum level you start gaining Paragon points. Instead of these being pure stat increases, they go into what is effectively a talent tree with an example shown above. These choices give you power but can also be used to shape your build in a specific direction. If you want to be really tanky, then there is a path for that. If you want to be pure dps… then there is a path for that.
Now we get into the bad parts of the character build… the first of course being the six legendary gems that you are utilizing. Again this is a system that you only have the most basic interaction with as a free player because you will never see anything higher than a two-star gem, which means there are nine of the most powerful gems you will never see… unless you figure out some way of gaming the system and making lots of platinum. Each gem gives you specific boosts and the total quality of all of the gems equipped gives you a flat increase in total effectiveness. A bad system, but it is nonetheless part of the character build profile.
Lastly of the systems, I am currently aware of, you have charms. These are the most RNG thing I have ever experienced in a game, and each time you level one of these up… you a random bonus to some ability in the game. It is highly likely that MOST of these skill increases will be for a class you are not even playing. Each bonus has between a 2% and 10% increase, but one with 2% will always end up giving you 2% on all abilities on the charm. So not only is it highly unlikely that you are going to get a bonus to your class… it is equally unlikely you are going to get a buff to an ability that you actually use. The goal is to get a Charm with your primary attack and all four of your skills on it, but that will take a lot of effort and a lot of platinum. There is a whole system of extracting a skill stone from a charm for 500 platinum, and then using that skill stone to imbue another charm… probably being it chooses a random ability from the charm you extracted from. A purposefully frustrating system that is going to be a massive platinum sink for those who chose to chase it. Other than the two last systems… I think the game does a pretty solid job of giving you a bunch of levers that you can pull to finally end up with a pretty engaging character to play.

Fun Gameplay

Essentially it is a core Diablo fix in your pocket. The gameplay feels enough like a mainline Diablo game to be satisfying. I have to give the team credit that this is a really well-crafted experience and the story helps to plug the gap between the events of Diablo 2 and the events of Diablo 3. When I say Diablo Immortal is a dumpster fire, I am not talking about the actual gameplay. To be honest I would love to be able to play this game on the Nintendo Switch. I think this is maybe the perfect Diablo for a platform like that. The problem is that monetization is always there lurking in the background and ultimately tarnishes the good feelings that this game has in it.

The Case Against

Overly Aggressive Per Character Monetization

I feel like I don’t need to go into this one at length because I have done so in another post. The ways this game has to extract money from you are many and are constantly just lurking beneath the surface. There are definitely three classes of citizens in Diablo land: The serfs (free players), the knights(limited payers), and the lords(the whales). If you can ignore it completely there is still a really enjoyable game to be experienced, but the fact it is always there always trying to open your wallet just feels bad.

Anemic Rewards

Diablo by nature is a grindy game, but Immortal makes a standard Diablo game feel like the most rewarding loot fest you have ever experienced. Coming back to Diablo 3 felt like I was bathing in a constant wash of dopamine hits as Legendaries dropped my manna from heaven all around me. Almost everything you are going to do in Diablo Immortal is going to feel deeply unrewarding. Generally speaking white quality and blue quality loot is useless… which is why you will see players not even bothering to loot it in videos. Yellow quality is somewhat useful but only for the single material you are going to get from breaking it down… and you will need to repeat that process 50 to 100 times per item slot depending on the tier of gear you are trying to upgrade to. It feels bad to play for an hour and feel like you really didn’t make much in the way of progress or get any interesting loot in the process.

Traditional Diablo Games Exist

I think my biggest strike against Diablo Immortal is the fact that other Diablo games exist and feel way more rewarding for your time. I’ve been back having a blast in Diablo 3 and swimming in rewards… and it feels great. I will say though that playing Diablo Immortal has made me really wish that the PC version of Diablo 3 had controller support. What Diablo Immortal gives you that no other game can is the ability to play it on your phone. If you are not playing it on your phone… then I think at some point you will probably drift back to whatever your ARPG of choice is… because it will treat you better in the long run. Already seeing folks going back to other Diablo games like I did or Path of Exile/Torchlight.

Summary Judgement

Diablo Immortal is actually really fun to play, for short periods of time. The thing is that formula kinda fits the mobile device footprint perfectly. I am not sure about you, but when I play a mobile game I tend to play it for 5 to 15 minutes at a time before doing something else. In that amount of time, you could do two or three activities and then go on and do something else for a while, without feeling like you are being interrupted. I would say this is a Diablo uniquely targetted at its original intended market, and we would probably not be judging it so harshly were it not for the fact that it came from a AAA franchise and was also released on PC at the same time. This PC release is namely what I think is making us view it in a very specific light that is deeply unflattering to the game. I absolutely think the monetization strategy is awful, and there is nothing I will ever say that provides cover to it in any way. I think had this launched with a battle pass and cosmetics, we would have welcomed it with open arms. It is really the Legendary Gem system that is the sticking point, and how the best stuff is currently completely locked off to being an exclusive whale thing. If they made monetization tweaks it could be fairer… but the damage has already been done. Even if in six months I create a post expounding upon how much better everything is… it is not going to move the needle. I mean shit I have done this with New World and I have seen almost none of my friends attempting to give it a second chance.
Diablo Immortal gives me equal parts of hope and fear about what Diablo 4 is going to look like. The team has come out in force to say that Diablo 4 will not have the monetization that Diablo Immortal did. While I want to believe them… there is always going to be lingering doubt. Monetization aside, however, I do actually like a lot of the systems design work that went into Diablo Immortal and if we see things along those lines with Diablo 4, I think I am probably going to enjoy myself greatly. I especially like the social structures within Immortal, and I am hoping we see something like that happening in Diablo 4. If you are a big fan of the Diablo franchise, and especially Diablo 3… then I really do think that Diablo Immortal is worth playing with a whole stack of caveats attached to that statement. I still plan on staying in the serf territory, because I do not relish the thought of rewarding whoever came up with this awful monetization scheme. That said were things different I likely would have bought the battlepass and maybe some cosmetics and paid upwards of a $60 boxed game price on this. For the time being however that is a pandora’s box I am leaving sealed shut as I continue to dabble around in the parts of the game that cost me nothing… of which it is ample especially as a tertiary game. The post Rethinking DIablo Immortal appeared first on Tales of the Aggronaut.

Always the Set Dungeon

Sometimes a Rift just does not go your way. Yesterday I was trying for a level 72 to keep moving that needle forward and just ran into a chain of deaths and then got behind the timer. That is one of those things that happens in Diablo 3 sometimes, and it sort of highlights just how dependent upon RNG some of your success ends up being. I dusted myself off immediately and tried to just a straight 70 instead of the maximum I could do and breezed through it. I am having a freaking blast right now, in spite of the occasional death storm. There is just something about Diablo III that I have never found in another game. I’ve been spending some time playing Torchlight III a bit more, and it is a better game than I gave it credit for… but the dopamine cycle just isn’t the same.
When it comes to the Season 26 Journey, I have knocked out most of the low-hanging fruit. The one that is ALWAYS the bane of my existence is the set dungeon mastery. I hate doing set dungeons so much and I avoid them until I absolutely cannot any longer. This is a reoccurring theme and if you look up me talking about ANY past season… there is always a point where Slayer and Champion are done apart from the set dungeon. As far as conquests go I will probably start chewing away on those as well. I need to see if I am at a point where I can farm bounties on T16, and then start stockpiling caches for Avarice. Ultimately in an Avarice season, I tend to wait to do the cube 20 and 40 powers until after I have finished with that conquest because I will be swimming in materials. I need to also focus on doing a really fast T13 Neph Rift in order to knock out that under 4-minute run, which will tick two boxes.
Right now I am running a Thorns Bombardment build, mostly because it was something easy to build into from the Akkhans set granted by Haedrigs Gift. I have almost everything I need to switch over to a straight Invoker Thorns build, and I am contemplating making that shift at some point. I think Invoker might be an easier dungeon to do, but I am not entirely certain. I at least know it is a dungeon I have done several times. I have always thought Omnislash thorns build would be cool and apparently, some patch changes have now made that a viable thing. It is sorta dumb the amount of enjoyment I have by running back-to-back rifts trying to farm additional gear for gaining some power. I have a shockingly sparse number of Ancients at the moment, and my Primal gained from the 70 greater rift… was awful. My second primal wasn’t much better, but at least it was something I could hand to my Templar.
In other news, I am still logging into New World at least once a day and running around and collecting a few easy pieces of Gypsum. I’ve managed to slowly work all of my armor slots up to 600 expertise, and am now starting on weapons. I got my Sword all the way to 600 already, and Greataxe/Warhammer is in the 575ish range. I am not entirely certain WHY I continue to play other than running around and harvesting materials is still pretty enjoyable. I think ultimately I am waiting for the dungeon patch that removes keys, and then I will probably be spending some time trying to get groups tanking dungeons to finish out my expertise grind. I am also farming keys on the side because they have stated that each key will become a box full of dungeon loot. Especially now that all of my armor is at 600, there might be some interesting items that come from those.
The other game I am spending time in each day is Guild Wars 2, but lately, that has been limited to farming daily PVP Potions. For the time being the only members of the Greysky Armada that PVP at all… are me and Kodra and we are trying to farm up as many pots as we can. We’ve already farmed up to 50 a few times and unlocked some of those upgrades and now we are chewing away at one of the 100 potion requirements. At a minimum each day I do enough dailies in order to get the completion reward and the free 2 gold that comes with it. If I happen to be paying attention at Tequatl time, I still try and catch that whenever I can. However, the last few days of being in “Diabble land”, have caused me to miss those. All in all, I am having quite a bit of fun, but I do need to revisit some other projects like finishing out Horizon Forbidden West. The post Always the Set Dungeon appeared first on Tales of the Aggronaut.

Razer Kishi V2 Review

Good Morning Folks! I am a sucker for a new controller because I seem to be on this eternal search for the perfect one. I have three hanging show storage units full of controllers that I have bought over the years, each of them with its own foibles. In the mobile space, I have been on a similar journey of trying to find the perfect controller that will turn my phone into a switch-like device. I’ve talked about this search before in the past, and have even tried the original Razer Kishi device. The core problem that I had with that device is it is connected by essentially an elastic band, which led to a certain amount of torsion as I apparently apply more force with one hand than the other. The end result was a controller that felt comfortable in the actual controls, but flimsy as a complete unit in the hand. When I saw that there was a revision in the works and that they were obviously taking notes from the Apple exclusive Backbone controller, I was interested… at least enough to purchase one. Please note that this entire post is going to largely be for Android users only. If you are in the Orchard and have an Apple device, just get the Backbone controller and call it good.
My unit arrived yesterday, roughly three days after I placed my order. This seemed pretty fast considering that I ordered directly from Razer instead of going through a service like Amazon with an already proven delivery track record. One of the things that initially excited me about this controller was the thumb sticks and how much they reminded me of the Nintendo Switch. This initial impression however appears to be cosmetic only, because the thumbstick is probably the deal breaker for me but I will get into those specific complaints a bit later. Essentially the device has a thing backplane that telescopes and a combination of a swappable rubber pad and a top lip that holds the device in place. The device comes with two sets of pads, essentially a thick set and a thin set and if you were so inclined with a 3D printer… it would be pretty easy to bang out a set of pads to fit the exact gap of your phone.
There is a fairly standard assortment of face buttons, and some of the best triggers I have seen on one of these wrap around mobile controllers. In addition to the standard bumpers and triggers, you have a second pair of buttons which are by default mapped to A and B but all of the buttons can be remapped using the Razer Nexus software. At first, I have to admit I was concerned about maybe hitting the little inset face buttons when I was pressing a trigger since I have notoriously large hands, but in the middle of the action, it feels very comfortable. The grip design also felt extremely comfortable in my hand as I played through a handful of different games over the several hours that I have already spent with the device. However, let’s get into the problems I found with the device.

The Case Against

First, let’s start with the Thumbsticks that I hinted at earlier. There is something odd about them and the comparison to Switch is only at a surface level because these do not feel good to use. It is really hard to pin down the problem but it is something about the thumbstick height and the actuation that end up feeling like a very shallow experience and remind me of what it felt like to use the thumbstick on a Vita. The rubber surface also feels a bit too soft for this controller and I would be concerned that after a hundred hours of regular usage, that it would begin to rip and tear, as I could already feel it giving underneath my thumbs. Again this could entirely be a “big hands” problem, but I am uncertain. Another problem that I found more annoying than anything is the layout of the face buttons. I’ve become used to the “switch layout” of the miscellaneous buttons and as such, I have gotten used to the equivalent of “Start” and “Select” being towards the top of the controller and “share” and “home” being towards the bottom of the controller. On the Kishi V2, the “select” button is the “…” icon and appears in the correct place, however, the “pancake stack” icon is the one that represents “start”. It is placed underneath the home button on the controller, so your thumb always finds home before it does start leading you to accidentally press it. The functionality of “home” on this controller is thoroughly useless because it is designed to launch the Razer Nexus app, which will kick you out of whatever game you were playing. Similarly, the functionality of “Share” instead of just being mapped to an android screenshot, takes you to some built-in game streaming functionality within the Nexus App, which is a less than ideal option.
Razer Nexus App
Then we get to the Razer Nexus app itself, which on the positive allows you to remap all of the buttons on your controller in order to support whatever layout you might need. The negative is this appears to be a global change and while the software itself offers the ability to launch into all of the games installed on your device, does not appear to offer any per-game profiling. I was honestly excited for a moment when I first saw the software because I thought maybe it might have some sort of built-in screen mapping to add in support for games that have no controller support out of the box. That unfortunately is not the case, it is instead an attempt to create a store-like interface that simply shows you games that are available in some form on Android, with the top row being games you actually have installed. As far as the game streaming option that I spoke of before, it seems to only support Facebook and YouTube… with seemingly no support for Twitch.
Now let’s use the coolest Razer website product shot to maybe blunt the impact of what I consider to be the worst problem. Remember I said that my core problem with the Razer Kishi V1 was the torsion issue, where I apparently apply uneven pressure to the two sides of the controller causing it to twist and feel like it is putting pressure on the phone? I have the same problem, admittedly to a lesser degree with the Kishi V2. The central backplate is significantly better than the elastic band design, but the strength of what I can only assume are elastic bands in the central column is not enough to hold your device securely. There is still a lot of twisting that takes place while I am playing games and I have to treat the controller very carefully for fear of twisting my phone in the process. The plastic is thin and the entire device feels a little on the flimsy side, which does not help the feeling that I could twist it in half taking my phone with it.

The Better Option

GameSir X2, Razer Kishi V1, and below Razer Kishi V2
It is for all of these negatives that I can not recommend a purchase. I personally still recommend the Gamesir X2, and honestly, the only reason why I continue looking for other options is the fact that I would love to be able to play games on my phone without having to shuck it out of the case. I thought maybe just maybe since I have a Razer V2 Phone and a Razer-made thermal case… that someone inside their design lab would have taken this specific combination into account. That is not the case and I am forever likely to keep having to pop my phone out of its case in order to use any of these controllers. The Gamesir as a whole just feels like a more solid option. The wider points of contact with the phone essentially stop the whole torsion problem, and the thumbstick is at an ideal height… even if I wish the thumbstick pads themselves were a bit bigger. Then you have the face buttons thing, where they are more in line with the Switch standard that the rest of the android controllers use. Then you have the price. While both controllers started out at $100, the Gamesir X2 has been around long enough to regularly be on sale somewhere in the range of $50, or potentially cheaper if you are willing to risk some sketchy Chinese websites. Razer could however make up all of this ground if they would do something useful with their Nexus application. If they added in screen mapping functionality, I feel like this entire discussion would shift significantly. That is a killer app that Backbone does, but none of the Android options seem to be able to do it. Technically I have software that will do it… but it requires so damned much work in order to get it working on a non-Rooted phone. Again if you are an Apple user then your choice is simple, just get the Backbone controller as it does pretty much anything you could want it to do. Again the Razer Kishi V2 is a massive improvement over the original design, but when compared to other offerings I just cannot recommend it. If you are nonetheless still interested, here are links to the controllers I talked about during this post. Note, that Amazon seems to be completely sold out so you will have to go directly to Razer. The post Razer Kishi V2 Review appeared first on Tales of the Aggronaut.

Diablo III Season 26 So Far

Good Morning Friends! On Monday I talked about my general sense of unhappiness and how my prohibition of Blizzard titles, and specifically my beloved Diablo III had brought me nothing but misery. So the interesting part about that is… I was holding stable up until the point that I tried Diablo Immortal. I largely tried Immortal in the first place so that I could write my impressions given how much Diablo III and honestly D2 and D1 I have played over the years.
I posted a snippet of an article from the Washington Post yesterday on Twitter, and for me at least it rings so true. I think my falling back into Diablo III has been at least in part a way to wash the bad taste of the Diablo Immortal monetization out of my mouth. This seems to have been the case for at least a few of my friends as well. I legitimately had no intention of breaking my Blizzard prohibition but it has now happened… and I am happier for having done so. I missed this game so damned much.
I am still in the “building power” phase of the season. It took me a few nights to level from 1 to 70, and it has been a really long time since I have done that completely solo. When I usually played Diablo III I had Grace along with me, and we at a minimum duo’d most things… and occasionally had others like Byx joining in the nonsense. I was nowhere near as efficient in my leveling as I could have been, in part because I knew I needed a Ring of Royal Grandeur for my target build, and I figured since it was going in the cube I might as well try and get one from bounties as I leveled up. I wish I had managed to get some of the other items I needed for the build because it would have made the start of the season considerably easier.
For those who might have never started a Diablo III season, the general theory is that you create a Seasonal character and then immediately hop into whatever challenge rift was available for that given week. A Challenge Rift is essentially a snapshot of a specific build, often taken from the community… and you have to navigate that build successfully through a fixed Greater Rift in order to beat a specific time. Your reward for doing this… is a cache full of resources that gives you a headstart on the season and allows you to do some specific things. Essentially you get:
  • 5,100,000 gold
  • 475 blood shards
  • 35 deaths breath
  • 125 veiled crystals
  • 350 arcane dust
  • 370 reusable parts
  • 15 of each of the different act bounty currencies
Essentially the standard order of operations is to use this to level the Blacksmith and Mystic all of the ways up, and then attempt to convert a Rare item into a legendary item in Kunai’s Cube. Based on what you get there this generally determines what item you go for in gambling with Kadala using those 475 blood shards. There are specific items that are suggested and I did not get any of them.
What I did get instead however was a nifty parlor trick that I was able to stick in Kunai’s Cube. I am not sure I have ever used Flail of the Ascended, and if I did I largely just used it as a temporary beater until I got something better. This ultimately lead me to build around Shield Glare and Shield Bash, so that I could bash my way through the level and then use Shield Glare as a big nuke to take out bosses or large packs. Honestly, it felt pretty good right up until the point that it stopped feeling good around level 66. In my challenge rift cache shenanigans, I managed to get a level 70 weapon that I could equip at level 49, so once I grew into that I had an express elevator to the top. I’ve had worse seasonal leveling experiences for certain, but I have also had much much better ones.
At this point, I can pretty reliably clear Torment VII Neph Rifts at a decent speed for farming and I have cleared through Solo 43 in Greater Rifts. I have three decent legendary gems and I just need to work on getting those leveled up a bit. This is the Diablo that I love, and this is ultimately what I hoped Diablo Immortal would be… but on the phone. This is what the loot from a Rift should feel like and only exists in Immortal if you spend $25 on Legendary Crests per run. I am having a freaking blast folks, and my hope is to finish off Season 26 before the timer runs out. The prediction is that this season will end sometime in August. With the current double bounty cache reward going on, I should be able to farm up Avarice pretty easily, but I need to really get my power up to where I can comfortably run T13 at a minimum before starting that grind. It is kinda dumb how returning to a game can make me so happy… but it is a thing that has happened. God, I love Diablo III. The post Diablo III Season 26 So Far appeared first on Tales of the Aggronaut.