Sometimes the YouTube algorithm is creepily accurate. Over the weekend it decided that I needed to be exposed to a channel called “TheCrafsMan SteadyCraftin”. I watch a lot of crafting videos because while I am far too lazy to actually do many of these things, I do daydream about one day following through on some of my real-world ideas. I love toys, more specifically action figures, and big vinyl toys, and apparently, I watched enough crafting videos and toy videos to where they have morphed together into a single entity known as the Crafsman. This channel is presented as a puppet and all of the close-ups of the work is a human wearing a pair of gloves in order to keep the illusion. There was a Q&A video that at one point hinted that the gloves became a thing because the creator was embarrassed by their ashy calloused hands. Whatever the case it is this delightful experience of a mild-mannered relatively child-friendly puppet making awesome crafts.
There are times that you have memories buried so deep inside that you have not thought about them in decades. While watching these videos, it finally hit me like a bolt of lightning why I was bonding with them so heavily. When I was a little kid we would occasionally go visit my Great Aunt and Uncle in Witchita. Next door to him was this super nice old black man named Flip, and I loved Flip so much… even though in truth I realistically spent a very small amount of time with him. The character that the Crafsman plays… reminds me almost exactly of my memories of Flip. The sad thing is I don’t even know what his last name was, but I do know he passed away probably when I was in middle school and I was fairly devastated. It is bizarre how such short encounters can have such formative experiences in your life that are rooted deep enough that they stick around in the background to come bubbling to the surface decades later.
There is a lot of me that wishes I spent more time on physical products. There is a version of me from the past that used to really like to sculpt, and always wanted to create my own action figures. This Crafsman does exactly this and while the videos are extremely entertaining, they also bring forth a lot of easy to understand information. For example this video shows you how you can take a mold and either grow it to increase the size of the casting or shrink it to refine details. I knew my entire life that toy sculptors actually sculpted in a larger format and then shrunk the model down to make the details more tightly packed, but I never understood how that worked until watching this video. The dude reminds me a lot of my own wandering nonsense, because he seems to flit back and forth between a bunch of related disciplines, using whatever he needs in order to get the desired effect.
Speaking of nonsense and side projects, yesterday at some point I realized that I have been informally cataloging my journey since coming back to Final Fantasy XIV in screenshots of my character jobs. I was stuck on a very boring conference call yesterday and I opened up Google Sheets and started tabulating all of the times when I took a picture of the state of my jobs. Looking back through all of my blog posts since returning to the game the weekend of July 4th, I had eleven different data points… twelve including one I took this morning.
I created a spreadsheet with jobs across the top and dates running down and a snap shot of what level I was sitting at which which jobs at a given point. Trying to figure out a way to track growth, I decided to simply add all of these levels together into an aggregate total. It would be way too complicated to track a trendline for each of the jobs and I also lack enough fine granularity between samples to really make something that is reasonable.
When I take all of this data and chart it with a logarithmic axis, you end up with something like this showing the general trendline of my leveling since the first data point on 7/6/2021. Why the hell did I spend time doing this? I have no idea. I mean remember I was manually charting Covid-19 numbers as they were being released on a daily basis, so apparently there is a part of my brain that likes to see how things are progressing and be able to play with the data myself. This isn’t nearly as cool as crafting a figure from scratch and then casting dozens of copies of it… but it is still some of the nonsense that I get up to that is largely only useful to me.
To close out this mornings post, I ran into mister Pine Sternn for the third time last night. This is the first time I have used his name in a post, and is the guy that is willfully choosing to level a bunch of classes without ever turning them into jobs. It was a few minutes into the run when he recognized my name, I was waiting to see if he would remember me. I guess I have reached a point of peace with this aberration because it is something he is doing on purpose and not just because he doesn’t know better. He has a number of jobs, just more that have never finished the quests needed to get the job crystal. My theory is still that he has been no-lifing the Deep Dungeon systems and simply has not taken the time to pop out and do the job quests and at some point in the future these will all end up as their proper jobs. For the time being however it seems like he is making the most of his nonsense.
The thing is… just like Craftsman and my stupid charting of things no one cares about but me… leveling a bunch of classes without ever turning them into Jobs is absolutely related nonsense. Once I realized this… it made me realize that this is probably something that I would have tried. This is no less weird that my self imposed goal of trying to level everything to 80 before Endwalker, when there really is no actual NEED to do this. So I guess my advice is find whatever nonsense makes you happy and stick to it, because life is too short to worry about what appears to be normal.
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Good Morning Friends, I must start off this post by apologizing. I probably gave some of you a heart attack yesterday when I was talking about the event to get the Regalia in FFXIV. I misread the timeline and it is in fact October 18th and not September 18th that the event finishes, giving you roughly a month instead of a week to complete it. I appreciate the reader who commented about this because I legitimately had simply glossed over that there were two different months in that statement. I’ve updated the previous post in order to hopefully keep anyone who was slow at reading it from having the same negative reaction. Another quick update is that yesterday I modified the masthead for the site, and finally after over a year have included PSO2 Belghast into the character collage. As always huge thanks to Ammosart who does most of my artwork, and that one collage represents some seven different commissions over the course of multiple years.
One of the things about this mission to level everything to 80 that has proven beneficial, is that as I adjust to each new class I learn some of its quirks. The hope is that after the experiment, I will be able to better support the unique needs of each class while I am tanking. One completely new adjustment however is how much time I have spent healing because that is more or less a role I have wholesale avoided since Everquest. There are a lot of little things that players need to know about healers in order to stop putting them in no-win situations. For example, you should never break the line of sight from your healer… especially if you are deciding that you are going to take damage. Healers cannot heal through walls and if you are out of range or in a whole other room… chances are you are going to die and that healer is going to feel like a failure as they resurrect your stupid ass.
I talked about this a bit on Twitter, but I thought it might be a good time to talk about some general theory around fight placement. I cobbled together this quick diagram to aid this discussion, but the idea is pretty straightforward. In a good scenario, the tank has pulled the boss and spun it away from the party so that frontal attacks won’t cause needless splash damage. The melee is set up either at the flank or in the rear of the boss depending on positional requirements. The healer and ranged DPS are spread out in a ring around the boss just outside of melee range so that they can run in for donut attacks or run out for any other markers, but close enough to be within splash healing range. This more or less allows the party to work efficiently, with healers doing some AOE healing while focusing on bigger heals for the tank.
However, what often happens is the bad scenario shown with the red box. Too often do I see tanks just walk up and start tanking the boss or pack of mobs in place without care for facing. This forces your melee to be back behind the encounter and vulnerable to any adds that join part way through from behind. Too often the healer has spread way the hell out and the ranged DPS is off in practically a whole other county completely out of the range of healing, and no one but the tank and melee is in the range of any splash AOE healing. Essentially my goal going into a fight is to optimize the conditions so that we have the greatest chance of succeeding and having a nice clean and swift run. Nothing slows down the party more than having to run back from a wipe because the fight mechanics that we had control over… were just carried out in a poor manner.
There are always going to be scenarios where this does not work, but it is a basic approach that works some 90% of the time. Another thing that took place yesterday, is that I managed to get the Stewards gathering beast tribe to Sworn which unlocked access to this goofy mount.
If you press the mount special button, which apparently replaces your pet hotbar… the “Serpent” springs forth from the mount and circles you before ducking back inside the jar. This is pure nonsense and is truly delightful. It reminds me a lot of the easter egg mount that springs forth a baby chocobo. You may not think it is worth leveling gathering up to Shadowbringers levels in order to get said mount, but for me it was a huge bonus of something I was already going to do.
There are many nights that I wraap up all of the activities that could give me “easy” levels pretty quickly. Traditionally this would be when I would fall into a rhythm of pushing up something through one of the Deep Dungeon systems. Last night however I apparently was restless because logged out and played a handful of other titles. The primary of these was Deathloop, which released yesterday. Prior to getting my hands on it, my initial impression based on the trailers was “What if Arkane created Bioshock but set it in the swinging 70s No One Lives For Ever visual language”. So far that more or less seems to be true.
This game is the same well crafted artistry that we have come to expect from the Dishonored series, and even some of the same visual language for set design is at play here. The device that bars your entry to your flat, reminds me a lot of the mechanism that was used to bar entry into plague ridden buildings for example. The only real problem I am having early on is that one… for some reason print screen is just straight up blocked and as a result ShareX doesn’t work for me and I have had to revert back to using F12 for Steam Screenshots. Secondly the lack of the ability to manually save your game is a real pain in the ass, and while absolutely intentional due to the gameplay… ends up just pissing me off as I have to keep repeating the same level over and over because I needed to bail for one reason or another. The idea is that you complete one entire level as a single pass, and then your gameplay state is snapshotted at the beginning of the next mission. What I want instead is just an ability to quicksave out of the game and return to that save state at a later time.
So far I am enjoying the game enough to stick with it, but am probably not going to spend much time with it until the weekend. This is absolutely the sort of game that I am going to need to carve out large chunks of time, rather than my normally fragmented gameplay. For one reason or another, during the week I seem to end up AFKing quite a bit, which is not conducive to a game that wants me to play one entire segment in a single sitting. This is one of those situations where the console players may have it easier, given that the PlayStation 5 allows you to pause a game and return to it at a later date. I feel like Arkane is going to have to patch in some sort of save game system, because right now what exists is awful and had I known about it… I might have given the game a hard pass for the time being.
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Good Morning Friends! It is the Tuesday after a weekend, which seems to be when I sit down and have a big ole catch-up topic. Shocking to no one I spent most of my weekend playing Final Fantasy XIV as I continue down this mad quest to level everything to 80 before Endwalker. It always feels like I am at a standstill until I do one of these posts and realize just how much progress I have made since the last one. Based on my quick napkin math, I have 70 days until Endwalker launches, however, I have been calculating this wrong all this time. The Endwalker early access period begins on November 19th, which means I actually only have 66 days worth of pre-expansion leveling time. I have a grand total of 96 levels to get in various classes so that means I need to get at a minimum of one and a half levels each day in order to meet this goal.
Essentially leveling alt jobs in Final Fantasy XIV is a bit of a hurry up and wait game. There are easy levels to be gained by completing the roulettes for the day and getting the bonus experience associated with them. Then that drops down to slow leveling, which is the more grindy method of either queuing for the highest dungeon available, doing the deep dungeon, or going out and doing Bozjan front. Since we last reviewed my job levels I have finished Dark Knight and pushed it to 80. I’ve also put on nine levels of Monk, ten levels of White Mage, and one measly level of Black Mage that I did last night. Not that it really counts towards the goal, but I did gain three more levels of culinarian through Ixal quests. I am focusing on White Mage a bit more than Monk at the moment because Monk has more options available to it for gaining experience, and with White Mage… it is always a bit of a struggle for me to level as a healer and I am trying to get it out of the way. Black Mage however is probably going to be a bit more of a challenge than I originally thought, because at this very moment it is very much not feeling like my jam.
One very important note for anyone out there also playing Final Fantasy XIV, or inclined to return… the Final Fantasy XV crossover event is happening again. From the 13th through the 18th you can complete the quest chain and unlock access to buy the Regalia 4 seater car mount, Noctis’ outfit, and hairstyle, as well as a number of orchestrion scrolls. So far with these crossover events, we have gotten it twice… and then never again. We got the Final Fantasy XIII event exactly twice, the Yokai Watch event exactly twice, and my fear is this might be your last chance to get the mount. The FFXIII stuff did eventually make its way to the MogStation store, but if you have the ability you might as well earn this legitimately rather than have to pay the premium for a multi-seater mount later. The big gotcha however is that the items are sold with MGP, the Gold Saucer currency… which means in order to get the mount you will need 200,000 mgp which is no easy feat to gather during the time the event is running.
In other news, I spent a bit of time over the weekend participating in the Open Beta for New World. The game feels extremely solid and has gone through so many changes for the better. Some of the last fit and finish things seem to have been working on the character creation system. I don’t have any specific data, but it feels like there are just a bunch more options than there were before. Additionally, I am super happy that scars have been split apart from the face selection, which means I no longer have to keep playing with that one facial model that had the scar. Combat feels really good and it feels a little less punishing than it did previously if you miss a block. I spent some time playing around with the two-handed axe, which was new to me. I still think my overall focus is going to be the more tanky sword and shield but focusing on strength as my primary stat allows me to swap out to either of the two-handers for a backup weapon without having to split stats. Right now every level up I am putting one point into strength and another into stamina and it seems to be working pretty well.
I don’t really want to get distracted from my FFXIV goals, but I do expect to be piddling around in New World when I have exhausted those easy levels each day. I am going to have to watch myself though, because I am known for going obsessive about a single thing at a given time. I successfully played FFXIV and Destiny 2 at the same time, so hopefully I can do the same with FFXIV and New World. They really are wildly different experiences, and I can’t see myself really going hardcore into the settlement war system, so being a casual crafter/tank might be a chill way to finish out the evenings.
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Good Morning Friends! I apologize for missing a Mixtape Monday last week, but I was fully in holiday mode and not caring about the world one little bit. For anyone who might be new to my blog, every Monday I post a playlist full of songs that have been lovingly crafted like one would have done with a precious blank cassette tape. I think that was part of what made Mixtapes in general so carefully crafted because, to be honest… a pack of high-quality blank cassettes was freaking expensive. Like legitimately a pack of three quality tapes was about half the price of an album… which is fine but nothing that you felt like you could squander. Anyways… nostalgia trip finished because today I craft my mixes for you in modern formats like Spotify and YouTube playlists.
Mason and Librarian
Often times the mixes I share with you have a clear theme to them… and I have to be honest this is probably not going to be one of those. There is a theme, but it is a deeply personal theme that won’t actually relate to anyone outside of my own skull case. In late high school I had two wildly different friends that lived a few houses down from each other, and as one drifted further down paths that I did not want to follow… I ended up clinging to the other. The day I crafted this mix, I was thinking about the wild juxtaposition of these two friends because really at their core they could not be more different. One grew up to follow in his father’s footsteps and became a Stone Mason, and the other followed his childhood passions and become a Librarian. I don’t really have much connection anymore to the first one, but talk at least weekly to the second one and chances are he will actually see this mix at some point when he catches up on my blog. Like it won’t make much sense, but this is an album that reminds me of the two of them more than actually relates to them.
Track List
True Nature – Jane’s Addiction
Freak Scene – Dinosaur Jr.
Violet – Hole
Misery – Soul Asylum
Welcome to the Fold – Filter
Nothing – Stabbing Westward
Trippin’ on a Hole in a Paper Heart – Stone Temple Pilots
Sabotage – Beastie Boys
Points of Authority – Linkin Park
When Worlds Collide – Powerman 5000
Space Lord – Monster Magnet
Lay Lady Lay – Ministry
Pets – Porno for Pyros
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With that, we close the nineteenth chapter in this Mixtape Monday series. This is one of my favorite ones to listen to because the same thoughts that lead me to choose this specific lineup are sort of now imbued in the final product, and listening makes me think about these two friends. I have a wealth of close acquaintances, but I have very few really close friends in the world that I have let down my armor in order to see me behind this facade. I am thankful some years back I reconnected with the Librarian, who is awesomely moving to my town and hopefully once the pandemic is a bit less scary we can do some real world shenanigans again. As always I hope you enjoyed this Mixtape and if you are new to the series you can find the entire series run over at the archives below.
